life is so hard when your best pal is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting
My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…They are no longer friends.
when you accidentally bump into the president
when people ask me what im gonna do after college
pro’s of dating me
- i love being cuddled
- i will kiss u literally whenever u want 24/7
- i look gross so you will always seem more attractive by comparison
DO YOU EVER MISS PEOPLE THAT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW
LIKE “WOW THAT PUNK GUY WHO STOOD IN FRONT OF ME IN THE LINE FOR THAT TOUR AND WE SHARED A LAUGH, MAN THAT GUY WAS COOL I MISS HIM”
IS THAT JUST ME OR DO OTHER PEOPLE DO THAT TOO
whats worse to hear
a) you’re like a brother to me
b) you’re my best friend
c) my confidant
d) my silly rabbit
THEY ARE BREAKING UP AND THIS IS WHAT SHE SAYS
Distracting enough for a kitten, a dog, and two chickens.